It seems that there’s hope yet for the future. The Judiciary has stood up for the contractual rights of a foreign-owned company and defied the resistance of the Establishment. “What?!?”, you must be thinking. We can’t be talking about Ireland here. But yes. The rule of law in Ireland has prevailed. All that’s necessary is persistence (and a rather large budget for legal expenses). But is there more to it?

The background was a high-stakes gamble on property that Liam Carroll made with borrowed money, systematically channelled into the black hole known as Zoe Group (the parent company of Vantive Holdings and Morston Investments among others). He had made it big-time during the bubble years but a collapsing property bubble set the stage for a dramatic show-down. An imprudent speculator in many respects, he had the reliable backing of domestic banks, unconcerned for their shareholders but rather more concerned for their political allies and their network of cronies. There was, however, a dissenter in their midst in the form of ACC Bank.

The old “Agricultural Credit Corporation”, privatised in 2002 and bought by Rabobank, had gone astray in the froth of the speculative bubble, along with the rest of the banking sector. They found themselves in the unfortunate situation of having lent a vast sum to a property developer who had gambled away most of their capital through huge losses on speculative property “investments”. Unlike most of their Irish banking peers, ACC Bank have a wary foreign owner to answer to. Rabobank are a triple-A rated bank – a now rare breed of solid global banks – that can boast of a financial stability and a deep capital base they can dip into during leaner times, which is the envy of the global banking sector. It is no wonder that one of their Irish subsidiaries, ACC Bank, with its mounting provisions for loan losses, was proving to be a thorn in their side, and they needed to bring it under control. As a global bank with its headquarters in the Netherlands, Rabobank is reluctant to allow a large part of their Irish loan portfolio to rot away while the Establishment scurries about making deals to protect their own short-term interests.

In contrast, the two biggest lenders to the Zoe Group were far more willing to compromise to avoid liquidating the company. Allied Irish Banks (AIB) is Irish-owned and subject to the pressures of its fellow crony club members. Bank of Scotland (Ireland) is a subsidiary of HBOS and Lloyds TSB which have also proven their lack of aptitude for risk management. Both banks have been rescued from collapse by government bailouts. When Zoe Group finally breached its loan covenants, ACC called time and applied to the courts to liquidate the company. The other banks which had financed Carroll were still in denial about the severity of the problems of Zoe and of the wider property slump in general and focused only on the short-term consequences. Liam Carroll appealed for court protection and, according to an Irish Times article, his justification for this preferential legal treatment of his groups’ €1 billion deficit was a truly remarkable “single page outlining the hope value of his assets and two short sentences explaining the valuations and citing their source“.

Despite the Zoe Group being clearly insolvent and Liam Carroll proving unable to offer any credible plan for long-term survival, the banks were still prepared to support a deal involving examinership (a process akin to Chapter 11 bankruptcy for US readers) and reorganisation to keep Zombie Zoe on life-support – with the exception of ACC Bank. They fought a legal battle to liquidate the remaining value of their loans and were portrayed in the press as agressive.  Finally, on 11 August, the Supreme court dismissed Carroll’s appeal.

Perhaps ACC Bank is playing hard-ball to strengthen their negotiating position and force an offer from the other banks to buy out ACC’s loans on favourable terms in return for relenting on their petition for liquidation. Ironically, their own self interest is also in the interests of the taxpayer. A forced liquidation of Zoe Group companies would ensure that the banks realise the losses on the loans before they become a taxpayer’s liability when they are transferred to NAMA. It must be said, the Establishment, a crony-capitalist club of bankers, developers and politicians (predominantly Fianna Fáil) with vested interests, put up a good fight – as far as the Supreme Court, exhausting all domestic legal remedies. A continuation of legal proceedings and even a hypothetical victory involving the granting of court protection and examinership would have simply delaying the inevitable liquidation the hopelessly insolvent company. Thankfully, the result is a victory for ACC Bank and possibly even a rare victory for the taxpayer.

So, are we to congratulate our Supreme Court for upholding the rule of law for a foreign-owned company just as it would for a domestic one? Well, perhaps. That is the best answer I can give because my suspicions remain that the Supreme Court had their hands tied. Ever since Ireland joined the European Union in 1973, it has been subject to the supremacy of European Community Law which is within the jurisdiction of the European Court of Justice. The Supreme Court judges know that if they had ruled in favour of Liam O’Carroll and against ACC Bank, any appeal to the European Court of Justice would have been overruled. They would have lost much credibility.

NAMA (National Asset Management Agency) has more in common with cows than one would imagine…

Livestock, specifically cattle, and their produce, are by far the greatest output of the farming sector in Ireland. The bubble referred to in the title of this article, however, refers not to the cows, but the land on which they graze. With the exception of Luxembourg (an anomaly due to its diminutive size), Ireland has the most expensive agricultural land in Europe.

Why, you might ask, is there such as wide chasm between prices for agricultural land in Ireland and its European average? Why do prices bear no relation to agricultural productivity or the income stream one would expect to achieve from such an investment?

I present exhibit A – a listing from Henry O’Leary, a real estate agency that seems to specialise in rural plots of land. Some of these plots are already zoned for residential development (normally a single house). I draw your attention to the purely agricultural land i.e. with no planning permission for residential development.

First up, is 114 acre property with an undisclosed guide-price. I guess they don’t want to scare off potential buyers, so we’ll move swiftly along to the second property:

Dromore, Glandore in West Cork.

(hover the mouse cursor over the blue boxes in the screenshots below to see the pop-up comments)

No doubt this second property is a fine plot of agricultural land and a veritable bucolic wonderland of sea views. Ok. So the price? It comes in at a modest €1,000,000. That’s SIX zeros i.e. €1 million or approaching US$ 1.5 million at current exchange rates.

I hope you were sitting down for that – sorry for not warning you. Once your heartbeat has managed to re-establish its normal rhythm and your grasp of conventional wisdom is sufficiently twisted to accommodate this insanity, allow me to remind you of a very important issue – the emotional welfare of the cud-chewing, methane-farting residents of those fields.

The scenic value of those ocean views for our dear bovine friends more than justifies the 7-figure asking price of this “non-residential agricultural holding with ocean views”. You could even name it Bovine Vista!

But wait, maybe we’ve missed something:

“within walking distance of Glandore village, it has extensive road frontage and given the location this farm could prove an exceptional investment should planning permission be obtained even for just one house”

An important detail indeed. No need to even consider the cows, so. You’ve got a chance that some idiot in the County Council makes a mistake in the planning application process and grants planning permission. The minor detail of actually paying to have the property developed can be overlooked for now.

With my best wishes to the sucker who sinks his current and future life savings into Bovine Vista, I must, lamentably, continue to the next property for sale:

Butlerstown, Bandon, West Cork

Once again, this is land zoned for agricultural use – a whole 17 acres of it – which means only €59,000 per imperial acre (or US$85,000 at current exchange rates) or for a more internationally recognisable figure – a paltry €145,000 per hectare.

In the case of this property, let’s consider for a moment the hypothetical (and fortunate for the buyer) circumstances of the land being rezoned by the County Council. The land would obviously be worth much more than its agricultural output would suggest. The reality is that the guide price of this agricultural holding already prices in a significant chunk of the speculative gains the buyer MAY make in the event of that improbable rezoning. There must be something I’m missing…

“The agricultural qualities of this land which are superb no longer form the foundation upon which the valuation is based, it’s positioning adjoining Barryroe GAA Grounds and being in close proximity to Lislevane Village are far more likely to dictate the outcome of this sale.”

Now I see – I missed the nod and the wink. I guess I was mistaken in relation to the previous property too. It was no idiot in the County Council but a wily opportunist who deftly made a slip of the pen (or more likely an openly agreed determination by collusion), resulting in the fortunate mishap of planning approval for development of the property. So with this infallible investment strategy in mind, we should consider the pricing strategy – pick a very high figure and double it.

Is Ireland “Special”?

Considering that agricultural markets are global, we should expect some convergence of prices among agricultural regions with similar physical and climatic conditions. Only land with similar characteristics should be compared because factors such as soil quality and climate influence productivity greatly. Ireland’s climate is, admittedly, very suitable for livestock farming, but this is insufficient to explain the valuations. In fact, the difference is so large that it cannot be attributed to domestic factors.

The arch-nemesis of the natural environment a.k.a the Common Agricultural Policy of the European Union, is another factor that should not be disregarded. CAP subsidies, however, do not explain the disparity because they should push up agricultural land prices by similar amounts throughout Western Europe (the new EU member states will not benefit from full CAP subsidies until 2014 after the current 7-year budget expires). Even allowing for a recent drop, a recent report by Savills Ireland, a real estate company, reports that average agricultural land prices in Ireland average at about €40,000 per hectare. Even in other parts of Western Europe such as France – itself a wealthy and productive exporter of agricultural produce – the price per hectare in the more expensive regions for agricultural land averages at under €7,000 per hectare. I should mention, though, that other countries show signs of (less severe) bubbles including the UK, Denmark, Benelux and Italy.

No, Ireland is not special and this is simply another bubble waiting to burst. The urban property bubble in Ireland was also “justified” by arguments such as the positive demographics, but that, in hindsight, was obviously was a fallacy. In fact, the Ireland of today is a country of net emigration, as young people once again leave in search of work abroad and recently arrived immigrants return home. Agricultural land will eventually return to levels corresponding to the financial return on its agricultural output just as urban rental property is dropping to a realistic level suggested by its rental yield.

The Fallout – Last Man, NAMA and the Environment

Obviously, the last man in will be worst hit. This is the risk that any individual takes when making an investment (especially in an asset price bubble)  and, as such, does not concern me.

NAMA (National Asset Management Agency), a.k.a the Taxpayer, the subject of much attention recently for its proposed acquisition of much of the toxic property debt of Ireland’s banks, will be exposed to this bubble. As these toxic property loans largely consist of loans to developers, it is to the property developers we should look. Their viability depends to a large degree on the valuations of their “land banks” which are often undeveloped agricultural land adjacent to urban areas. I wonder what NAMA’s bill to the taxpayer will amount to once the developers are faced with the bursting of this bovine bubble.

The two examples above are far from any city, however, the emphasis placed on proximity to any kind of village or hamlet with the objective of inflating the price serves as a warning to accountants now attempting to place a value on the property loan bank assets that NAMA is about to acquire on behalf of the State.

Finally a word of advice to tourists – visit Ireland while you can. Its last remaining remnants of natural coastal beauty are being destroyed thanks to the collusion of property developers and local government officials. Our only hope is that the collapse of the urban property bubble takes this rural property bubble down with it!

An article on cearta.ie drew my attention to a surprisingly archaic provision in the newly passed Defamation Bill – Article 36 (page 26). Fianna Fáil have finally proven themselves to be bible bashers after managing to codify blasphemy as a criminal offence in Irish law. The shrewd ultra-conservative right-wingers slyly included the blasphemy provision in the Defamation Bill in their successful attempt to push it through the Oireachtas without raising too many eyebrowes. The Ministor for Justice, Dermot Ahern, defended the provision, saying “Until the Constitution is amended, it is necessary that a sanction be provided in regard to blasphemous libel”… although I don’t see how this could be the case.

In conformanced with the principle of non-discrimination, I assume that the paragraph of the Bill that mentions its application to any “matter that is grossly abusive or insulting in relation to matters held sacred by any religion” will also be enforced in the event of disrespect towards other, non-Christian religions. I would, therefore, like to take this opportunity to warn the cartoon artists who created the controvertial depictions of Muhammad for the Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten in 2005, to reconsider any possible holiday plans that may involve visiting Ireland. They would be risking a substantial fine and possibly even receiving a criminal record should they enter the Irish state.

Considering that Fianna Fáil, the party that supported the blasphemy law, is the most popular political party in Ireland, the cartoonists should be wary of the possible hostile reaction of Fianna Fáil supporters upon their arrival as they unleash their fury at the insult to Muhammad. Muslim countries with similar regimes to Ireland in this respect experienced much violence in reaction to the cartoons which was directed at European representations in their countries. The Danish Embassies in several countries were set on fire. The cartoonists should, therefore, be made aware that any attempt to seek refuge in the Danish Embassy in Dublin may be futile and dangerous.

Ok, I obviously exaggerate, and there is, admittedly, a clause that exempts the matter concerned if the defendant manages to prove that “a reasonable person would find genuine literary, artistic, political, scientific, or academic value in the matter to which the offence relates“. Nevertheless, proving this could be very arbitrary and, in any case, the point that criminalising blasphemy has no place in Irish law needs to be impressed on the incumbent Fianna Fáil – Green Party government somehow.

I recognise the importance of religion in society, however, it does seem that Fianna Fáil blinked and missed the moment when Ireland entered the 21st century…. or perhaps it is me who does not realise that Ireland has been left in the 19th century while the rest of Europe moves forward, already enjoying, in most part, the freedom of secular government. In 2008, England and Wales abolished their blasphemy laws with the enactment of the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008. The United States considers blasphemy laws to be a violation of the First Amendment and the constitutional guarantee of freedom of speech. The Assembly of the Council of Europe “considers that blasphemy, as an insult to a religion, should not be deemed a criminal offence” (Recommendation 1805, 2007).

Religion should be an intimate, personal dimension of the citizen that the state should refrain from interfering with. This blasphemy provision must rank as one of the worst aspects of the medieval body of law of the Irish Juristiction, alongside criminalised debt default. Another law exists whereby people who are simply unable to repay a loan are criminally prosecuted and imprisoned. The latter offence should be treated as a regulatory offence with punishment involving the seizure of assets or bankrupcy. The former should not even be considered legally as an offence.

In contrast, while these Dickensian artifacts of Irish law are regularly enforced, there has yet to be a single prosecution or even criminal charges resulting from the investigations into possible fraud and negligence involving Irish banking executives and the former Financial Regulator. Those who were conveniently “forced” into retirement after having brought the country to its knees, are currently enjoying the benefits of an extremely generous pension, while the Irish taxpayer tries to pick up the pieces of a country verging on bankrupcy.

Anecdotally, in the process of getting the bill passed (it initially failed), the government had to round-up two missing senators who were  probably (I postulate) in the Dáil bar having a pint of guinness (not the official excuse of course). In addition to Ireland unilaterally establishing the foundations of a new European Bible Belt, the Irish government has aptly demonstrated the waste of space and money that is Seanad Éireann in its current form. Even the senators themselves don’t seem to take it seriously.

Update 11 July 2009:

Further to comments submitted on this article, I think it is only fair to recognise them by adding that the Ministor for Justice, Dermot Ahern, was stating the truth about the need to include the blasphemy clause for constitutional reasons.  He also corrects me in stating that the last prosecution for blasphemy occurred in 1909. See the comments for further details.

Let’s see how long it takes for a referendum to be held to bring our outdated constitution into the 21st century…

I agree with some commenters remarks that the proposals of the Spirit of Ireland to have wind power account for 100% of supplies are a unrealistic, however, the group has certainly caught the attention of the blogosphere. The FF-endorsed Green Party proposal of having renewables account for 40% of power generation in Ireland has similarly captured the attention of the electorate (but it won’t save their hides in the next election). The point is that, while it is improbable that the targets will be achieved, they draw broad support. People like green energy and people like the fact that Ireland IS a good place for wind power generation.

As for the practicalities like power storage and economic viability, at present these are indeed negative points against choosing wind. Well, there are some positives. Any emerging technology is initially expensive due to:

• the low demand (or even lack of awareness of its targeted market)
• immature and possibly relatively inefficient designs
• lack of economies of scale from the low volumes

I think it is safe to say that costs will come down as volumes rise and designs become more efficient. They may not reach a level that makes it competitive with oil or gas at current market prices (based on conventional accounting), however, we rarely take into account the full cost of being dependent on fossil fuel supplies from the Middle East and Russia. Let’s face it – Ireland’s natural gas supplies will shortly run out, unless we get a lucky break if some exploration company makes a find in the Rockall Basin to replace the Corrib and Kinsale Head gas fields.

Reserves of fossil fuels are finite, but there will always be wind. A lower dependence on fossil fuels will moderate the disruption to our oil-based society due to the coming crunch in supplies once oil extraction reaches its peak. Although the expected date of peak oil is disputed, I think that despite advances in extraction technology, it is safe to say that it will happen during our generation.

Another cost that is often overlooked is the military cost involved in the West defending its “interests”. Ireland is involved thanks to our dependence on US foreign direct investment and our implicit support for US military ventures. While the European Union did not generally toe the line of the most recent Bush Administration in their intervention in Iraq (main exception being the UK), its relatively minor involvement was still hugely expensive. The resulting abhorrence towards the West by the Muslim world did not do anything help reduce the risk of related terrorism, which the EU was affected by.

In addition to gradually reducing costs of wind power, we should consider its predictability – at least over the medium to long term. Sure, there are weather anomolies – Ireland does get some windless days. We can be certain, however, that over a period of weeks, months or years, Ireland WILL receive ample wind to drive those turbines thanks to its temperate oceanic climate. Moaning and grumbling notwithstanding, a windy climate does have its advantages. Reliability of fossil fuel supplies is subject to the possibility of them being used as tools of an aggressive foreign policy, or political instability in already unstable parts of the world. The Eastern half of the European Union was severely affected by the recent political tussle between Russia and the Ukraine, via which, the EU derives a large proportion of its natural gas supplies.

With regard to the issue of power storage, I think Gerard O’Neill’s post on his Turbulence Ahead blog (unwittingly?) stumbles on a possible solution:

“we at least can tap our next door neighbour for some spare electricity should we run low ourselves”

Well, that works both ways. In the increasingly liberalised and interconnected EU power market, surplus power generated in Ireland should manage to find a market in other EU countries. As for the hypothetical possibility of exporting power over a substantial distance, for example, to Spain when its solar power supplies are affected by a cloudy period, perhaps the market will become sophisticated enough for some kind of a chained export.  France would export to Spain with the shortfall substituted by power from the UK and in turn, Ireland. Perhaps someone knowledgeable of the subject could shed some light on this.

If there were some way to financially account for all of these associated indirect costs or externalities of fossil fuels, I think wind would not seem as unattractive as what many people currently suggest. At present, renewables have a minuscule presence in power generation in Ireland which warrants further investment and even subsidies (initially) to stimulate the development of the market, industry and technology. A key principle of managing risk to energy supplies is diversification. There is a place for fossil fuels, nuclear power generation (if environmental concerns are taken seriously) AND renewables.

It would be appealing to think that the government is pro-actively taking advantage of recent economic instability to push through critical reforms. In reality, the recent flurry of activity is simply a reaction to recent events and an attempt to maintain the solvency of the state. Well, whatever the reasons, at least things are getting done.

Progress is already being made by cracking down on tax evasion such as fraudulent mortgage interest relief claims. Other positive moves include reduced relief on mortgages for rented residential property and the obolition of the special 20% tax rate applicable to companies dealing in or developing residential development land. Another important, and as yet overlooked, element of reform is the introduction of property tax.

Property tax would help to:

• moderate speculative property investment
• smooth out the wild cycles in the property market
• broaden the tax base by creating an additional source of revenue
• provide more stable tax revenue

Compared to stamp duty which can be very volatile, property tax is much more stable, dependable and predictable which are desirable traits for a source of government finance. I sincerely hope that this does not fall foul of political and public resistence. Following previous failed attempts at implementing a system of property taxation in the past, this time the government is likely to tread carefully.

The state sponsored Commission on Taxation, with inputs from the Foundation for Fiscal Studies (among others), is currently examining the possibility of introducing property tax as part of a general broadening of the tax base in Ireland. The government explicitly stated that it was to consider options for the future financing of local government. Current policy recommendations in John Gormley’s Green Paper (pdf, html) concerning local government finance defer to the conclusions that will be determined by the Commission on Taxation no later than 30 September 2009.

To ensure a fair system, means-tested measures should be included to avoid taxing residents out of their homes and excessive gentrification. Properties valued below a certain threshold should be exempt. While a change in mindset would be needed to adapt to property tax, the prospect of retirees on modest pensions having to downsize to avoid tax bills need not be the case. A Valuations and Appraisals Register would need to be established and administered by local government. This would detail property values from the obligatory registration of final agreed prices of all property sales, and would form the basis of how much tax to charge.

It would also provide the added benefit of improving the transparency of the property market in Ireland, where property values are, at best, heavily biased guesstimates thanks to the lack of public data on property transactions. Estate agents and auctioneers would no longer be able to misguide people with impunity. Considering that the main house price index available to statisticians, policy makers and house buyers, is compiled with data from a minor commercial mortgage provider in conjunction with the ESRI, an economic think-tank, much remains to be done to improve matters.

Ideally, property tax should be controlled and directly received by local government. This would provide them with an independent means of raising funds. As the structure of government in Ireland is extremely centralised, however, I’ve no doubt that central government will be the beneficiary of revenue raised from the tax. A strong mandate, not to mention political leadership with vision, would be required to implement such an important first stage of structural reform of government in Ireland. Alas, neither the people of Ireland, nor Irish politicians have any desire to support such reforms.

Also from the Local Government Finance chapter of Gormley’s Green Paper:

The Indecon Review of Local Government Financing (March 2006) also makes numerous references to the implementation of a property tax.

The institutional underpinnings of local government, along with the whole area of urban planning, would need to be reformed, of course. Tax raising powers without adequate transparency would be a dangerous combination in the already murky and opaque world of local government and planning in Ireland.

Nope, this is not about some cultural and intellectual reawakening of the masses. Nah, it’s just lil’ ol’ Brian Cowen is waking up from his slumber… along with the rest of Ireland. It’s as if he were Truman Burbank discovering that a real world exists beyond his Truman Show-esque bubble reality. Welcome to the big bad world.

A friend emailed me a link to an article in the Independent, “Taxman ends mortgage relief for 154,000 ineligible homeowners“. The subject line of his email? – “Good news”. Both of us never jumped on the fabled property ladder and had tried, in vain, to ignore the constant smart-arsed remarks over the years about how people had “earned” so much on their property. I’m sure this was a constant conversational annoyance in any country that experienced a property bubble, be it the US, Spain, the UK or Australia, however, it really focuses your attention on what’s going on around you where you live.

For me, one of the ultimate smart arses, is Ciarán Maguire. He was lucky enough to jump on the property bandwagon in a big way with the right connections just as the credit was flowing in the right direction. His group’s website has been tamed, although I remember cringing as I read it in the past when it seemed to me as being little more than an arrogant platform of vanity and self-worship. There were lines like “one of the Worlds Youngest Chairmen and President of a Multi Billion euro Corporation” and he also shamelessly ripped off Warren Buffet with his rules of investing: “1. Never Lose Money 2. Never Forget Rule #1“. I’d love to know what the balance sheet of the Ciarán Maguire Group is like. I would wager a guess that their debt levels are stratospheric, considering how much leverage would be required for his far-fetched ventures. I digress…

For years, property as an “investment” was seen as a one-way bet. So why could a policy to remove incentives for property investment be “good news”? The establishment had tinkered with the tax system to favour property investment at the expense of other, more productive sectors of the economy. The tax authorities turned a blind eye to widespread fraudulent claims for mortgage interest relief such as claims from people who had bought undeclared “buy-to-let” investment properties which they rented out. The average man on the street firmly believed that property prices simply could never fall.

Residential investment (% of GNP/GDP) *

* Alan Ahearne, Juan Delgado, Jakob von Weizsäcker, How to prick local housing bubbles in a monetary union: regulation and countercyclical taxes, VoxEU.org, 27 June 2008

It was an understandable assumption, because Ireland had not experienced a property crash in recent history, and the authorities blatantly ignored the lessons of property crashes elsewhere with spurious justifications such as demographic trends. I can only imagine how cozy ministerial chats over pints of guinness with their construction and property developer buddies, along with the top brass of Anglo Irish Bank, must have provided the basis of their official policy. The Department of Finance extended tax incentives for property investment and the puppet Financial Regulator left open the credit taps on an already frothy economy. Words to the effect of those chimed by Chuck Prince, former CEO of Citigroup, aptly describe the economic strategy of those holding the levers of power in Ireland and top level mandarins – “as long as the music is playing, you’ve got to get up and dance. We’re still dancing…“. Ireland experienced a multi-year nationwide céilí.

Well, that was then, and this is now. As property is such a substantial and all-pervasive sector of the economy, the effects are widespread – house buyers (mortgage holders), banks, construction companies, and, in fact, everybody else, as the rippling impact of the combination of the credit crisis, property crash, and economic recession now clearly demonstrates. Another conversation with a friend of mine some time ago who was about to buy his house springs to mind. His reasoning for buying? It has to be a safe bet. If property were to crash, everybody is in the same boat and then the entire national economy would crash along with it. What he assumed, of course, was that a broad economic collapse was highly unlikely. What a prophetic statement that proved to be.

The state guarantee of the entire banking system meant that we collectively “bet the farm“. I also fear that the taxpayer will be hit yet again when the National Asset Management Agency (NAMA) takes over €80 billion of dodgy loans off the banks’ balance sheets in return for inadequate discounts.  Some reports suggest that property developers used the same assets as collateral for loans from multiple lenders. What a nightmare it will be to recover anything close to the face value of those loans. The capital injections to date have only been to counter the lack of liquidity due to the credit crunch.

For those who think it is all over, think again. Only now are the inevitable bankrupcies of the property developers starting to hit the banks (i.e. the taxpayer), so we are still in for one hell of a ride. As of 29 May 2009, the already nationalised Anglo Irish Bank requires a capital injection of up to €4 billion due to significant defaults on loans they had issued. They anticipate billions more in losses if property markets fall by just another 10%. It is likely to fall by far more.

Getting back to the article, the government has made a shrewd move by freezing existing mortage interest tax relief and “forcing” mortgage holders to re-apply. Hopefully some of those smart arses are shaken out of their comfortable complacency and are obliged to pay their dues. That, however, is not the main point. The main point is that it removes an artificial and informal stimulation of the property sector by enforcing (for once!) existing tax rules. Another important aspect is that it will allow the state to collect more taxes to help fill a gaping hole in the national budget. A common attitude is that if everyone is involved in tax-avoidance, then it’s ok. Well, this is one hell of a way to force cultural change in Ireland. It’s only the start, of course. Another important, and as yet overlooked, element of reform is the introduction of property tax.

Contrary to his namesake “Biffo” and all his past failings, I’m sure that Brian Cowen is a fairly competent political leader. The trouble is that he’s been permanently stained by the dirt that slipped off Bertie “Teflon” Ahern after having been cozily snuggled up in bed together for so long. It must be said that Brian Cowen, and of course, Brian Lenihan, who, as Minister for Finance, must have had a hand in this, are finally making sensible policy decisions. The only problem is that this is yet another case of shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted. Fianna Fáil consists of a bunch of Truman Burbanks waking up to reality.

They’re now trying to fix the problems they created (as members of the Bertie bunch), so they’d better get it right.

Good morning… and in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

Although I wouldn’t place all the blame on dear Taoiseach Cowen for the mess Ireland’s currently in – Bertie “Teflon” Ahern wins that honour – I wasn’t impressed by the draconian action taken by the government following a satirical prank played on the Taoiseach. Conor Casby, a Dublin school-teacher, was the mastermind behind a (half-)nude portrait of Brian Cowen, stealthily placed on display in the National Gallery on 7 March. RTÉ saw the opportunity and made a comical report on the prank.

The real news, however, was the sudden disappearance of their report from RTÉ’s website and the subsequent events. All the machinery of the state had suddenly sprung into action to defend the Taoiseach against the evil powers. According to the Sunday Tribune:

• The government press officer Eoghan Ó Neachtain was infuriated by the tone of the piece. He placed a direct call to RTÉ director general Cathal Goan… ( – which seems to have resulted in the RTÉ apology. )
• by Tuesday, Fianna Fáil TD Michael Kennedy was calling on RTÉ ’s director general to “consider his position”, while the national broadcaster made arrangements to broadcast its apology…
• plainclothes detective arrived at the studios of Today FM on Tuesday morning. He demanded access to the station’s email system and told the programme’s producer Will Hanafin that “the powers that be want action taken”…
• [Casby] was finally under real investigation on suspicion of three offences, namely: incitement, indecency and criminal damage [for hammering a nail into the wall of the National Gallery].

It really does seem like excessive government interference. If they are willing to take a heavy hand against something as trivial as that, then what hope is there for freedom of the press in Ireland? RTÉ was (IMHO) forced by the Taoiseach to retract the report and issue an apology:

“RTÉ news would like to apologise for any personal offence caused to Mr Cowen or his family, or for any disrespect shown to the Office of the Taoiseach by our broadcast”

Personal offence? Possibly – but haven’t politicians and other public figures been fair game for non-slanderous parody and satire by the formerly stifled press since Ireland threw off the shackles Charles Haughey and the Catholic Church and joined the ranks of modern Europe? Offence to the family? I don’t see how. Disrespect to the Office of Taoiseach? His Imperial Majesty, Emperor Cowen’s reaction to the prank unnervingly echoes the story of poor Australian writer, Harry Nicolaides, who was thrown in jail for 3 years in Thailand for insulting the Thai monarchy.

In the portrait, Cowen appears in all his glory parading the uniform Fianna Fáil delegates have been sporting during the bubble years. The only problem is that the crisis has unmasked bubble Ireland for what it is. A small child cries out that the emperor has no clothes on, and everybody suddenly emerges from their denial and property-inspired, taboo-enforced hysteria. The cold, unforgiving light of day lays bare the deficient, short-sighted leadership of Ireland.

I only wish the portrait had been of Bertie Ahern, although perhaps the visual impact wouldn’t have been quite the same   Thanks to his bashfulness, Cowen has been caught with his pants down – twice. Hands off, Cowen!

So, in the interest of freedom of the press (and with thanks to Damien Mulley for the YouTube upload) , enjoy:

Ireland Inc. has begun to resemble a giant pyramid scheme even more than usual recently. The Sunday Tribune reports that “AIB, the country’s largest bank, has revealed for the first time it has hugely increased its take-up of Irish government debt” Is it just me, or does anyone else consider it more than a little strange that a nation state should now rely on a bank that it bailed out to provide it with funds? (more…)

As Obamamania took hold during the early days of his presidency (and even before), the US electorate seemed to be relatively satisfied with the all-guns-blazing approach to tackling the crisis. As he is not George W Bush, we are not, thankfully, talking about Iraq

The media in the US seems rather unaware of how mixed the responses to the crisis are in the rest of the world. China announced strong measures which were subsequently understood to be a re-packaging exercise of already budgeted spending. Germany, the economic core of the European Union, has taken a rather conservative approach. France, keen to protect its national champions, offered capital injections to avoid some significant likely bankruptcies. Spain is currently debating whether to significantly increase its budget deficit to stimulate its economy and draw the wrath of the European Commission in the process.
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